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      <description>&lt;![CDATA[Subject: fighting evil by moonlight  &#xA;&#xA;Date: Sunday, April 07, 2019 09:24  &#xA;&#xA;  &#xA;&#xA;Ohhhh so THAAATSS where you were for the past few days.&amp;nbsp;  &#xA;&#xA;  &#xA;&#xA;you know? Less thought is better. So much better.&amp;nbsp;  &#xA;&#xA;  &#xA;&#xA;When I find myself imprisoned in sepulchers of thought - my own thought - it&#39;s never a good outcome for any involved.&amp;nbsp;  &#xA;&#xA;  &#xA;&#xA;On the flip side, when i&#39;m a flurry of fleeting emotion it&#39;s not good either.&amp;nbsp;  &#xA;&#xA;  &#xA;&#xA;human machines are meant to be a blissful blend of both&amp;nbsp;  &#xA;&#xA;  &#xA;&#xA;hands folded in happy harmony&amp;nbsp;  &#xA;&#xA;  &#xA;&#xA;spending sundays waiting on their monday packages  &#xA;&#xA;  &#xA;&#xA;better yet, listening to george michael that their friend sends them. packing up packages to send to friends. typing. plugging playstations weird places. thinking of lands far away that don&#39;t exist yet but will before you die.&amp;nbsp;  &#xA;&#xA;  &#xA;&#xA;Gosh, he&#39;s beautiful, inn&#39;t he? Georg-o? I was gonna slip on something else, but I&#39;m letting autoplay do its algorithmic magic and it&#39;s not doing such a bad bot job. the human fingers behind that playlist wizardry haven&#39;t failed me today. someone deserved a dime for this one.&amp;nbsp;  &#xA;&#xA;  &#xA;&#xA;Omg Mae West is still around, what the fuck? I would have loved to see her live. alive. and in furs. I&#39;m going to stick her in the playlist next. Golden age hollywood comedy is vastly much more entertaining to me than 1990s+. It has this rhythmic quippy quippy slippy slappy comedic pacing that doesn&#39;t happen now. (does it?) It has slapstick too, for the walking amygdalae who like that. Yup. Everything but the CGI.&amp;nbsp;  &#xA;&#xA;  &#xA;&#xA;Brother, can you spare a dime?&amp;nbsp;  &#xA;&#xA;  &#xA;&#xA;Like how is this even possible that Mae West is even on her feet in front of a mic in 2019 when she was on her feet in front of a mic in 1933?&amp;nbsp;  &#xA;&#xA;  &#xA;&#xA;Oh. It&#39;s not. #wikipediaspoilsitagain  &#xA;&#xA;  &#xA;&#xA;---&amp;nbsp;  &#xA;&#xA;  &#xA;&#xA;Had some funny write.as ideas in the bathtub with my husband the other day and I wholly let them slide down the drain with the water lol. Sometimes we leave some bathwater in the basin to humidify the room. Let&#39;s see if that&#39;s the case right now. Maybe I left a couple ideas in there. .... &amp;lt;checking&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp;  &#xA;&#xA;  &#xA;&#xA;Ah, it was in that environment I laid out the rules (or, rather, non rules) for 17776 hockey.&amp;nbsp;  &#xA;&#xA;  &#xA;&#xA;Dude?&amp;nbsp;  &#xA;&#xA;  &#xA;&#xA;UV lights. They&#39;re wonderful. I have one as my desk lamp. Can never have enough of these.&amp;nbsp;  &#xA;&#xA;  &#xA;&#xA;Right? &#39;Cause I was like:   &#xA;&#xA;  &#xA;&#xA;&#34;I can&#39;t think of any write/as ideas, I should incubate them with UV lights (not really)&#34;   &#xA;&#xA;  &#xA;&#xA;and my guy&#39;s like &#34;Dude everything you talk about is a write/as idea y-u-no go with any of those&#34;  &#xA;&#xA;   &#xA;&#xA;and I be like &#34;&#39;cuz I don&#39;t remember anything I say because #nobackspaceever&#34;  &#xA;&#xA;  &#xA;&#xA;Right?  &#xA;&#xA;  &#xA;&#xA;I&#39;m like, not always near a keyboard.  &#xA;&#xA;  &#xA;&#xA;To catch all these nickels from heaven.&amp;nbsp;  &#xA;&#xA;  &#xA;&#xA;To stick in the coin slots ta the nickel arcade from heaven.&amp;nbsp;  &#xA;&#xA;  &#xA;&#xA;Or at the jukebox to play george mick deep cuts from heaven.&amp;nbsp;  &#xA;&#xA;  &#xA;&#xA;--&amp;nbsp;  &#xA;&#xA;  &#xA;&#xA;fuck I wish all my friends hopped on an email and just sat here chewing the text with me. This is so my element.   &#xA;&#xA;  &#xA;&#xA;--   &#xA;&#xA;  &#xA;&#xA;#MildlyAnnoyedAtAmountOfPharmaSlashVitaminsOnDesk &amp;lt; #HealthWealthPursuitHappiness  &#xA;&#xA;  &#xA;&#xA;.:~:..:~:..:~:..:~:..:~:..:~:..:~:..:~:..:~:..:~:.&#xA;&#xA;  &#xA;&#xA;Words, Ideas, Magic(k) ©&#xA;&amp;nbsp;&#xA;Zem &#xA;at &#xA;BeTheFuture&#xA;. Confidential communication. Protected by US &amp;amp; International law.&#xA;  &#xA;&#xA;  &#xA;&#xA;On Sat, Apr 6, 2019, at 21:23, Typing Practice wrote:  &#xA;&#xA;  Zemma,  &#xA;&#xA;  This guy was so fucking legit:  &#xA;&#xA;  &amp;nbsp;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J1hwHiFIGg  &#xA;&#xA;  An indescribably good day/night still in progress.  &#xA;&#xA;  Less thought is always better, especially  &#xA;&#xA;  when thought&#39;s saying more is better.  &#xA;&#xA;  Just saw Mae West live for the first time, and she didn&#39;t at all live up to the hype.  &#xA;&#xA;  &#xA;&#xA;  &#xA;&#xA;]]&gt;</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Subject: fighting evil by moonlight</p>

<p>Date: Sunday, April 07, 2019 09:24</p>

<p>Ohhhh so THAAATSS where you were for the past few days. </p>

<p>you know? Less thought is better. So much better. </p>

<p>When I find myself imprisoned in sepulchers of thought – my own thought – it&#39;s never a good outcome for any involved. </p>

<p>On the flip side, when i&#39;m a flurry of fleeting emotion it&#39;s not good either. </p>

<p>human machines are meant to be a blissful blend of both </p>

<p>hands folded in happy harmony </p>

<p>spending sundays waiting on their monday packages</p>

<p>better yet, listening to george michael that their friend sends them. packing up packages to send to friends. typing. plugging playstations weird places. thinking of lands far away that don&#39;t exist yet but will before you die. </p>

<p>Gosh, he&#39;s beautiful, inn&#39;t he? Georg-o? I was gonna slip on something else, but I&#39;m letting autoplay do its algorithmic magic and it&#39;s not doing such a bad bot job. the human fingers behind that playlist wizardry haven&#39;t failed me today. someone deserved a dime for this one. </p>

<p>Omg Mae West is still around, what the fuck? I would have <em>loved</em> to see her live. <em>alive</em>. and in furs. I&#39;m going to stick her in the playlist next. Golden age hollywood comedy is vastly much more entertaining to me than 1990s+. It has this rhythmic quippy quippy slippy slappy comedic pacing that doesn&#39;t happen now. (does it?) It has slapstick too, for the walking amygdalae who like that. Yup. Everything but the CGI. </p>

<p>Brother, can you spare a dime? </p>

<p>Like how is this even possible that Mae West is even on her feet in front of a mic in 2019 when she was on her feet in front of a mic in 1933? </p>

<p>Oh. It&#39;s not. <a href="https://paradise.writeas.com/tag:wikipediaspoilsitagain" class="hashtag" rel="nofollow"><span>#</span><span class="p-category">wikipediaspoilsitagain</span></a></p>

<p>—- </p>

<p>Had some funny write.as ideas in the bathtub with my husband the other day and I wholly let them slide down the drain with the water lol. Sometimes we leave some bathwater in the basin to humidify the room. Let&#39;s see if that&#39;s the case right now. Maybe I left a couple ideas in there. .... &lt;checking&gt; </p>

<p>Ah, it was in that environment I laid out the rules (or, rather, non rules) for 17776 hockey. </p>

<p>Dude? </p>

<p>UV lights. They&#39;re wonderful. I have one as my desk lamp. Can never have enough of these. </p>

<p>Right? &#39;Cause I was like:</p>

<p>“I can&#39;t think of any write/as ideas, I should incubate them with UV lights (not really)”</p>

<p>and my guy&#39;s like “Dude everything you talk about is a write/as idea y-u-no go with any of those”</p>

<p>and I be like “&#39;cuz I don&#39;t remember anything I say because <a href="https://paradise.writeas.com/tag:nobackspaceever" class="hashtag" rel="nofollow"><span>#</span><span class="p-category">nobackspaceever</span></a>”</p>

<p><em>Right?</em></p>

<p>I&#39;m like, not always near a keyboard.</p>

<p>To catch all these nickels from heaven. </p>

<p>To stick in the coin slots ta the nickel arcade from heaven. </p>

<p>Or at the jukebox to play george mick deep cuts from heaven. </p>

<p>— </p>

<p>fuck I wish all my friends hopped on an email and just sat here chewing the text with me. This is so my element.</p>

<p>—</p>

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<p>On Sat, Apr 6, 2019, at 21:23, Typing Practice wrote:</p>

<blockquote><p>Zemma,</p>

<p>This guy was so fucking legit:</p>

<p> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J1hwHiFIGg" rel="nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J1hwHiFIGg</a></p>

<p>An indescribably good day/night still in progress.</p>

<p>Less thought is always better, especially</p>

<p>when thought&#39;s saying more is better.</p>

<p>Just saw Mae West live for the first time, and she didn&#39;t at all live up to the hype.</p></blockquote>
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