NeverLookBackspace &mdash; paradise https://paradise.writeas.com/tag:NeverLookBackspace Hello, I am a 300-odd trillion year old lightbeing taking the form of a human, perpetually writing blogs since the mid 1990s. Thu, 02 Jul 2026 10:48:53 +0000 Conspiratorial Pissings, Lyricless Kerfuffle https://paradise.writeas.com/conspiratorial-pissings-lyricless-kerfuffle?pk_campaign=rss-feed <![CDATA[Conspiratorial Pissings, Lyricless Kerfuffle Whoooa, just realised both my last posts didn't take. Write.as has a thing against me. Do ya, guys? -- Taking a short little "coffee" (matcha and writeas) break from my totally kick ass worknight. Thought I'd drop in and be up a hello. Speaking of being up a hello SQUAREPUSHER - BE UP A HELLO !!! Fucking love that album. Great work music. For me, anywayzle. Tonight's playlist: Hours and hours of lyricless electro background noise arranged in musical pentameter Also layered in the kerfuffle is a 13.8 Hz binaural tone. And a smattering of vitamins. B complex, magnesium taurate, oestrogen blockers, lithium orotate, butterbur extract, 350 mg centrophenoxine, and 200 mg lamictal. All in all that's a real fine alchemie swirling for me there, and I super recommend it! Tell me what YOU are listening to? Another day in, Paradise -- .:~:..:~:..:~:..:~:..:~:..:~:..:~:..:~:..:~:..:~:. published not proofread. #NeverLookBackspace! Words, Ideas, Magic copyrighted by Zem in Paradise. this is confidential communication. Protected by US and International law.]]> Conspiratorial Pissings, Lyricless Kerfuffle

Whoooa, just realised both my last posts didn't take.

Write.as has a thing against me.

Do ya, guys?

—

Taking a short little “coffee” (matcha and writeas) break from my totally kick ass worknight. Thought I'd drop in and be up a hello.

Speaking of being up a hello

SQUAREPUSHER – BE UP A HELLO !!!

Fucking love that album. Great work music. For me, anywayzle.

Tonight's playlist:

Hours and hours of lyricless electro background noise arranged in musical pentameter

Also layered in the kerfuffle is a 13.8 Hz binaural tone.

And a smattering of vitamins. B complex, magnesium taurate, oestrogen blockers, lithium orotate, butterbur extract, 350 mg centrophenoxine, and 200 mg lamictal. All in all that's a real fine alchemie swirling for me there, and I super recommend it!

Tell me what YOU are listening to?

Another day in, Paradise

— .:~:..:~:..:~:..:~:..:~:..:~:..:~:..:~:..:~:..:~:. published not proofread. #NeverLookBackspace! Words, Ideas, Magic copyrighted by Zem in Paradise. this is confidential communication. Protected by US and International law.

]]> https://paradise.writeas.com/conspiratorial-pissings-lyricless-kerfuffle Thu, 07 May 2020 08:56:08 +0000 Work Chat. S10 Ep102. -- KK SEZ ADD RADIANCE STUPID! 💁‍♀️ https://paradise.writeas.com/work-chat?pk_campaign=rss-feed <![CDATA[Mastermind: Yeah shopify is way better at selling shopify than it is products. See how whats-her-fuck does it too her site is real simple and chunky i love how she doesnt use fancy shit kardashian’s Mastermind: Yeah when u feel like it: ask in chat how to manually change the SIZE of the product font IN TEH CODE because in settings it only defaults to this small size we need to edit our code manually but you don’t know where Paradise: Ok. Yeah Arapey sucks. Yeah our font is wretched for readability We have to scrap it absolutely Paradise: omg. Kim. haha: “Its silky and has brightening pearls. Buy it stupid girl” Mastermind: oh shit they actually say stupid girl!!?! YEAH so see where to cHANGE IT Paradise: We need another readable font Helvetica now? .. though I think that’s probably not the way to go... Two sans-serifs on the page. Ick. I’ll find a good serif font that is tested high for readability on screens Thats all that matters. High readability... so we can get our text into peoples BRAINS Paradise: No they didn’t say stupid girl, but the way they are using all caps and blunt wording MIGHT AS WELL ADD RADIANCE STUPID MAKE YOUR FACE FRESH AND AWAKENED STUPID WHAT KIND OF WOKE BITCH R U IF U CANT DO THAT STOP MISSING OUT BITCH ENTER YOUR FUCKING EMAIL SO YOU CAN BE PRETTY NO ONE LIKES YOU AS U ARE That’s what KK is subtexting < I’m dying that’s hilarious Mastermind: Kuntstache. -- Pro tip: I mean, this should be completely obvious, but don't use fonts called aRAPEy. Arapey? A rape-y font? A rapey, unreadable font? The 💡idea💡 is to make love 💋 to the reader's eyes. 👀 Not, um, #metoo them. 🍆🚷 Lessons learned. And. Thanks, Kim. For your brutal capslock warlock schlock getting insecure women to follow your cock. Well played, big K. /me smashing that publishplane. Another day in, Paradise -- .:~:..:~:..:~:..:~:..:~:..:~:..:~:..:~:._.:~:..:~:. published not proofread. #NeverLookBackspace! Words, Ideas, Magic copyrighted by Zem in Paradise. this is confidential communication. Protected by US and International law.]]> Mastermind: Yeah shopify is way better at selling shopify than it is products. See how whats-her-fuck does it too her site is real simple and chunky i love how she doesnt use fancy shit kardashian’s Mastermind: Yeah when u feel like it: ask in chat how to manually change the SIZE of the product font IN TEH CODE because in settings it only defaults to this small size we need to edit our code manually but you don’t know where Paradise: Ok. Yeah Arapey sucks. Yeah our font is wretched for readability We have to scrap it absolutely Paradise: omg. Kim. haha: “Its silky and has brightening pearls. Buy it stupid girl” Mastermind: oh shit they actually say stupid girl!!?! YEAH so see where to cHANGE IT Paradise: We need another readable font Helvetica now? .. though I think that’s probably not the way to go... Two sans-serifs on the page. Ick. I’ll find a good serif font that is tested high for readability on screens Thats all that matters. High readability... so we can get our text into peoples BRAINS Paradise: No they didn’t say stupid girl, but the way they are using all caps and blunt wording MIGHT AS WELL ADD RADIANCE STUPID MAKE YOUR FACE FRESH AND AWAKENED STUPID WHAT KIND OF WOKE BITCH R U IF U CANT DO THAT STOP MISSING OUT BITCH ENTER YOUR FUCKING EMAIL SO YOU CAN BE PRETTY NO ONE LIKES YOU AS U ARE That’s what KK is subtexting >_< I’m dying that’s hilarious Mastermind: Kuntstache.

—

Pro tip: I mean, this should be completely obvious, but don't use fonts called aRAPEy. Arapey? A rape-y font? A rapey, unreadable font?

The 💡idea💡 is to make love 💋 to the reader's eyes. 👀 Not, um, #metoo them. 🍆🚷

Lessons learned.

And. Thanks, Kim. For your brutal capslock warlock schlock getting insecure women to follow your cock. Well played, big K.

/me smashing that publishplane.

Another day in, Paradise

— .:~:..:~:..:~:..:~:..:~:..:~:..:~:..:~:..:~:..:~:. published not proofread. #NeverLookBackspace! Words, Ideas, Magic copyrighted by Zem in Paradise. this is confidential communication. Protected by US and International law.

]]> https://paradise.writeas.com/work-chat Mon, 27 May 2019 04:37:00 +0000 How Girls Talk, S5 Ep1 - "Fuck Microdosing". https://paradise.writeas.com/how-girls-talk-s5-ep1-fuck-microdosing?pk_campaign=rss-feed <![CDATA[Secret Genius: Didn’t you say you had a good mushrooms connect? Can I have it again Any sort of psychedelic really !--more-- Paradise: Yeah - my friend [redacted] Hes in [redacted, unless you need an LA hookup, then hmu] Secret Genius: Oh shit convenient! Can I get contact info?? Paradise: I just sent him your number. He’s a real good salesman, super good at following up. Total pro, hehe File Transfer: [redacted].vcf Secret Genius: Thank you so much!! Paradise: When you go can you get extra and send them to me? Secret Genius: Yea I’ll let you know prob won’t be until later in June. 2nd half Doing one on one reiki course on the 8th Paradise: No worries… I have a few to go around out here til then. Secret Genius: And going to Integratron next weekend You have some? Do you micro dose? I haven’t done it in years Paradise: Fuck microdosing If I wanna trip I want to pack my fucking bags No weekend warrior for me Secret Genius: Haha I was joking Cause I hear about it Paradise: Yeah, and it’s pretty lame Secret Genius: I’m trying to macrodose Paradise: Micro is for people who have NEVER done anything before and are too wimpy to try Secret Genius: I thought it was something therapeutic like that’s how I imagined it Like a little amount but regularly Paradise: Vitamins do better than microshroom any day Speaking from experience nah. Then you’ll build up this low key tolerance for mush So when you want to go on a vacation you’ll need a fucking magic mountain Secret Genius: Yea wtf! So much has changed this week it’s crazy I gotta process but I do wanna talk to you but I need a week or 2 Paradise: No prob babe! You know how “here” I am for you! If someone’s door is open to someone I would say I have the St Louis Gateway Arch open to you Fuck that a universal wormhole portal Secret Genius: Why do a psychedelic timidly? I don’t wanna trip balls I just wanna bounce them softly? It makes no sense the fucking point is to lose your mind. Your personal and spiritual growth Paradise: Though I hear wormholes can actually be quite small.. not how it is in scifi. They can be as big as a softball and go actually nowhere… lol haha. Yeah lets bounce some balls. That’s like if you touch your penis slightly versus a full on fuck with a babe. You’ll learn way more about yourself when you’re fucking a babe Secret Genius: Just the tip Yeaaa learning comes from experience the more extreme the more you learn you gotta go to the edge then taper it back. That’s how you get balance having experienced both ends of the extreme. Anyways I gotta go I’m very much on a journey right now I’m excited and nervous I’m feeling and processing shit I’ve been avoiding but I’m doing good I love you im praying for u Paradise: THANK YOU I LOVE YOU TOO Secret Genius: You are so precious to me Paradise: Thank you for praying for me Omg likewise I am cry Dear universe, this is how girls actually talk. Another day in, Paradise -- .:~:..:~:..:~:..:~:..:~:..:~:..:~:..:~:..:~:..:~:. published not proofread. #NeverLookBackspace! Words, Ideas, Magic copyrighted by Zem in Paradise. this is confidential communication. Protected by US and International law. ]]> Secret Genius: Didn’t you say you had a good mushrooms connect? Can I have it again Any sort of psychedelic really Paradise: Yeah – my friend [redacted] Hes in [redacted, unless you need an LA hookup, then hmu] Secret Genius: Oh shit convenient! Can I get contact info?? Paradise: I just sent him your number. He’s a real good salesman, super good at following up. Total pro, hehe File Transfer: [redacted].vcf Secret Genius: Thank you so much!! Paradise: When you go can you get extra and send them to me? Secret Genius: Yea I’ll let you know prob won’t be until later in June. 2nd half Doing one on one reiki course on the 8th Paradise: No worries… I have a few to go around out here til then. Secret Genius: And going to Integratron next weekend You have some? Do you micro dose? I haven’t done it in years Paradise: Fuck microdosing If I wanna trip I want to pack my fucking bags No weekend warrior for me Secret Genius: Haha I was joking Cause I hear about it Paradise: Yeah, and it’s pretty lame Secret Genius: I’m trying to macrodose Paradise: Micro is for people who have NEVER done anything before and are too wimpy to try Secret Genius: I thought it was something therapeutic like that’s how I imagined it Like a little amount but regularly Paradise: Vitamins do better than microshroom any day Speaking from experience nah. Then you’ll build up this low key tolerance for mush So when you want to go on a vacation you’ll need a fucking magic mountain Secret Genius: Yea wtf! So much has changed this week it’s crazy I gotta process but I do wanna talk to you but I need a week or 2 Paradise: No prob babe! You know how “here” I am for you! If someone’s door is open to someone I would say I have the St Louis Gateway Arch open to you Fuck that a universal wormhole portal Secret Genius: Why do a psychedelic timidly? I don’t wanna trip balls I just wanna bounce them softly? It makes no sense the fucking poin