metoo &mdash; paradise https://paradise.writeas.com/tag:metoo Hello, I am a 300-odd trillion year old lightbeing taking the form of a human, perpetually writing blogs since the mid 1990s. Sun, 17 May 2026 09:46:57 +0000 Work Chat. S10 Ep102. -- KK SEZ ADD RADIANCE STUPID! šŸ’ā€ā™€ļø https://paradise.writeas.com/work-chat?pk_campaign=rss-feed <![CDATA[Mastermind: Yeah shopify is way better at selling shopify than it is products. See how whats-her-fuck does it too her site is real simple and chunky i love how she doesnt use fancy shit kardashianā€™s Mastermind: Yeah when u feel like it: ask in chat how to manually change the SIZE of the product font IN TEH CODE because in settings it only defaults to this small size we need to edit our code manually but you donā€™t know where Paradise: Ok. Yeah Arapey sucks. Yeah our font is wretched for readability We have to scrap it absolutely Paradise: omg. Kim. haha: ā€œIts silky and has brightening pearls. Buy it stupid girlā€ Mastermind: oh shit they actually say stupid girl!!?! YEAH so see where to cHANGE IT Paradise: We need another readable font Helvetica now? .. though I think thatā€™s probably not the way to go... Two sans-serifs on the page. Ick. Iā€™ll find a good serif font that is tested high for readability on screens Thats all that matters. High readability... so we can get our text into peoples BRAINS Paradise: No they didnā€™t say stupid girl, but the way they are using all caps and blunt wording MIGHT AS WELL ADD RADIANCE STUPID MAKE YOUR FACE FRESH AND AWAKENED STUPID WHAT KIND OF WOKE BITCH R U IF U CANT DO THAT STOP MISSING OUT BITCH ENTER YOUR FUCKING EMAIL SO YOU CAN BE PRETTY NO ONE LIKES YOU AS U ARE Thatā€™s what KK is subtexting < Iā€™m dying thatā€™s hilarious Mastermind: Kuntstache. -- Pro tip: I mean, this should be completely obvious, but don't use fonts called aRAPEy. Arapey? A rape-y font? A rapey, unreadable font? The šŸ’”ideašŸ’” is to make love šŸ’‹ to the reader's eyes. šŸ‘€ Not, um, #metoo them. šŸ†šŸš· Lessons learned. And. Thanks, Kim. For your brutal capslock warlock schlock getting insecure women to follow your cock. Well played, big K. /me smashing that publishplane. Another day in, Paradise -- .:~:..:~:..:~:..:~:..:~:..:~:..:~:..:~:._.:~:..:~:. published not proofread. #NeverLookBackspace! Words, Ideas, Magic copyrighted by Zem in Paradise. this is confidential communication. Protected by US and International law.]]> Mastermind: Yeah shopify is way better at selling shopify than it is products. See how whats-her-fuck does it too her site is real simple and chunky i love how she doesnt use fancy shit kardashianā€™s Mastermind: Yeah when u feel like it: ask in chat how to manually change the SIZE of the product font IN TEH CODE because in settings it only defaults to this small size we need to edit our code manually but you donā€™t know where Paradise: Ok. Yeah Arapey sucks. Yeah our font is wretched for readability We have to scrap it absolutely Paradise: omg. Kim. haha: ā€œIts silky and has brightening pearls. Buy it stupid girlā€ Mastermind: oh shit they actually say stupid girl!!?! YEAH so see where to cHANGE IT Paradise: We need another readable font Helvetica now? .. though I think thatā€™s probably not the way to go... Two sans-serifs on the page. Ick. Iā€™ll find a good serif font that is tested high for readability on screens Thats all that matters. High readability... so we can get our text into peoples BRAINS Paradise: No they didnā€™t say stupid girl, but the way they are using all caps and blunt wording MIGHT AS WELL ADD RADIANCE STUPID MAKE YOUR FACE FRESH AND AWAKENED STUPID WHAT KIND OF WOKE BITCH R U IF U CANT DO THAT STOP MISSING OUT BITCH ENTER YOUR FUCKING EMAIL SO YOU CAN BE PRETTY NO ONE LIKES YOU AS U ARE Thatā€™s what KK is subtexting >_< Iā€™m dying thatā€™s hilarious Mastermind: Kuntstache.

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Pro tip: I mean, this should be completely obvious, but don't use fonts called aRAPEy. Arapey? A rape-y font? A rapey, unreadable font?

The šŸ’”ideašŸ’” is to make love šŸ’‹ to the reader's eyes. šŸ‘€ Not, um, #metoo them. šŸ†šŸš·

Lessons learned.

And. Thanks, Kim. For your brutal capslock warlock schlock getting insecure women to follow your cock. Well played, big K.

/me smashing that publishplane.

Another day in, Paradise

ā€” .:~:..:~:..:~:..:~:..:~:..:~:..:~:..:~:..:~:..:~:. published not proofread. #NeverLookBackspace! Words, Ideas, Magic copyrighted by Zem in Paradise. this is confidential communication. Protected by US and International law.

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