Hello world.

It's just another day in Paradise.

Speaking, is me, your humble narrator. Exquisitely avoiding the real-world-work for this morning.

“Real” world work, they say.

When “reality” is MUCH bigger than perceptibly possible, seeing as we're only perceiving 4% of it.

... Or so we think.

But that's neither here nor there.

The world of e-commerce needs its agents to quietly drone on, dragging their fingers across keyboards in hopes of kindling connections from across connections; keeping the semblance of happiness and engines of commerce turning, turning, turning, burning...

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Stay groovy out there. Whatever you're doing. Let the sun warm your back as you plough through. I don't know what I'm doing here yet, but I'm not going to let you down.

Good afternoon, my cabbage.